Thursday, 11 August 2011
Tuesday, 12 July 2011
horrakopotchikin
Wow!! Havent been on here all June!!Well just thout Id make a random post. I'm going away for a week so Im leaving on friday yay!!
so what hav I bin doin this past month?
well I had the guitar competetions and got a 2nd place medal in sight reading. Still trying to find a job. And Ive been working on some stories and my art portfolio. Ive also been feeding my shopping addiction probably more than I need to. wow this post is really boring. hmm cant think of anything interesting to say...
Tuesday, 17 May 2011
bleed it out
(This is a story I wrote)
Oli did something weird in the summer holidays. He read a book. It was the first book Oli had ever read, and he loved it. It was called "The vampires assistant" and it had a picture of a spider on the cover. That was why Oli wanted to read it. He loved scary things. Oli learnt two things from reading his first book. The first was that reading was'nt deadly and the second was that vampires were real. And Oli was fascinated about that. He called his best friend Malcolm, as soon as he finished the book. "Malcolm. you'll never believe this!" "What up homey?" Malcom said.Although he was white and from the rich part of town Malcolm liked to talk and act like a "gangsta"." I read this book.." "No fucking way man! Don't worry come over to my crib and we'll play COD till the shock wears off". "No that's not what I wanted to tell you!"Oli said. "I found out that vampires do exist". "That's bullshit yo" 'No it's true shit" Oli insisted. "You see the book is a TRUE STORY about this kid called Darren shan". I'm comin over to show you". Oli showed Malcolm the book. Sure enough it had "based on a true story" written on the front cover."I'm sorry I doubted you man" Malcolm said. "That's some fucked up shit". By the time Oli left Malcolm's house, it was pitch black. He was feeling more than a bit scared. What if there were vampires in Forest green? It was so dark that Oli nedded to use his mobile phone for light. He was jogging through the park when several dark hooded figures appeared out of nowhere. Vampires! Oli screamed like a little bitch. The tall figures pushed him to the ground and snatched his mobile. Oh no! Oli couldn't let vampires see his phone! It had all his friends numbers, not to mention that embarassing picture of him at Malcolm;s party. He had to grab the phone back, but the vampires started punching him and then ONE OF THEM BIT HIM! Right on the neck! Then they ran off chuckling. The next moring when Oli woke up he felt different. It must be the vampire blood. It was probably coursing through his veins already. Oli tried to call Malcom tp tell him but his mum said he was'nt home. So Oli called his friend max instead. But Max was apparently out planting trees at some reserve. Oli did'nt know what to do. He couldn't tell his mum this sort of thing. It was boy stuff. It was times like this Oli wished his dad had'nt run off with that exotic dancer, 12 years ago. Oli tried to relax by playing some COD and watching his favourite show, Americas next top model. But he was starting to feel hungry. And not for his usual lunch of crisps and coke bottle sweets. He wanted blood. And he was going to get it. "I'm going to the mall!" he called to his mum and then he left the house without closing the door because he was a bad-ass vampire now. Immediately the sun began to scorch his flesh so he ran back inti the house and grabbed his coat andsunglasses and a hat. He walked to the main street where there would be lots of tasty humans. Oli spied a very fat man and just knew that he would be tasty. So Oli lunged at the man and bit into his neck. Arrrgghh!!!! the man screamed. "Get off me you little toerag!Help!I'm being attacked!" Two shop workers dragged Oli away from the far man and Oli began trying to bite them. Then the police arrived and put Oli into their car, and drove him to the police staion, downtown. They called his mum in. She was crying and saying how it was her fault, that she should've enrolled Oli in birdhouse building classes and blocke MTV. "I t;s not his fault officer, he suffers from ADHD and a very overactive imagination. He had a nasty bout of pnemonia as a baby. And he has an abnormally small p-" "That's enough miss!" "Pancreas " Oli's mum finished. By now Oli was almost fully transformed into a vampire. He did'nt care about what these wankers in blue thought. "Why did you bite that large gentleman?" asked one of the officers. "I'm a vampire.I have to eat" Oli replied. "A vampire? I see!" The officers asked Oli's mum a lot of questions then they made a few calls and let Oli go home. The nest day a big truck arrived outside Oli's home. Several men rushed into Oli's room strapped him into a straitjacket and carried him away. They took him to a mental hospital in the middle of the countyside. It was called "The loony bin" which Oli found a bit un-p.c."I'm not crazy!"Oli tried to tell the men. "I'm just a vamire! And I have ADHD". 'A vampire with ADHD? That's a new one" the man chuckled.They dragged Oli into a large padded room and locked the door. Oli looked around the room, taking it in with hisnewly formed vampire vision. There were three other people in the room, all men. One of them was eating his toenails and mumbling " Would you like some more tea Mrs peterken?Oh Mr Scrumblington youre yet to eat your pumpkin pie". The second manwas very hairy, like Oli's p.e teacher Mr booble. He was ferociosly sharpenibg a toothbrush. Oli quickly moved his gaze to the third man, who was sitting on his haunches resting his hand under his arm. He looked the mostnormal so Oli went up to him. "Um hi I'm Oli" he said. The man leapt up and let out a loud quacking sound. Weird.Very weird. Even weider still he started pecking at the ground around Oli's feet."That's Steve. He thinks he's a duck." laughed the man who was eating his toenails "What a mentalist. Do you want to come join my tea party?We have hob-knobs and orange squash" "What's your name?" Oli asked. "I;m Bob" said the man. He had either three or four teeth and he smelt like a mixture of B.O,faeces and dead animals. And that over yonder is Fred. Stay away from him, he's very rude. Tried to stab me the other day, he did". Oli became aware that Fred was staring at him. "You ever been stabbed little monkey? Would you like a nice stabbing?" "Erm no thank you sir but it was kind of you to offer. By the way I'm Oli." Bob shook Oli's hand and wiped a booger on his fringe. "I'm gonna shoe my fist up your arse Oli"Fred said in an evil voice. Steve quacked."I'm a vampire" Oli explained. "And I'm really hungry for blood" Without a word, Fred walked up to the barred door. There was a sparrow sniffing around. Fred stabbed it on his sharpend toothbrush and handed it to Oli. Oli was touched. He'd only been in the hospital half an hour and he'd already made friends. Maybe it was'nt going to be so bad.At dinnertime, they bought round bread and water, but Fred killed a rat for Oli to drink from. Oli decided that just because he was a vampire did'nt mean he had to be a killer. He would drink from animals. But he definitly needed to get out of the hospital. He did'nt belong there. But over the nextfew days Oli got to know the other guys and realised that they were'nt as crazy as he'd thought. Fred had some anger issues but he was actually quite a softy. Bob had imaginery friends but what was wrong with that? Oli had imaginery friends when he was a little kid. And even though Steve believed he was a duck, Oli felt like they had really bonded. Steve was a cool guy and he did'nt deserve to be in this place. He deserved to be in a park with a big lake. So the four of them concocted a plan to escape. One day while they were having group therapy, Fred caused a bit of a stir by head butting one of the workers.While several men held him down and tranquilised him, Bob set off the fire alarm and sprinklers. Steve and Oli made a run for it. Amid all the chaos of evacuating everybody from the room no one noticed that Oli and Steve had disappeared. Unfortunatley Fred and Bob hadn' been able to escape. Oli and Steve reached the town, they went their seperate ways. Steve headed to the park on the outskirts of town and Oli headed in the apposite direction. Before they parted ways, they each hugged each other goodbye. Oli had become strangely attached to Steve and he found himself shedding a secret tear. "I'll miss youu bro. Take care of yourself" Oli mumbled. And on that note Steve flapped his wings and and flew away. Oli was gobsmacked. He went to the local library to see if there were any books about vampires. In an ancient looking book it said that a vampire could be turned back into a human by sharing blood with two other humans. Now, that was an idea. Oli hurried over to Max's house. Luckily Max was home. And boy was he pleased to see Oli. He even put down his spliff."Oli how totally groovy to see you again" he cried and gave Oli a big hug. "But aren't you crazy?" "Nah mate" Oli told Max the whole story of his turning into a blood-sucking creature of the night. Max, loyal friend that he was said he would definitly help Oli become human again. They called Malcolm and he came round to Max's place. They all cut a small chunk of skin out of their forearms and rubbed their blood together. Then they felt so faint, they collapsed to the ground. "How you feelin bruv?" asked Malcolm. "I feel normal again " said Oli. He did. He no longer longed to drink the hot blood of a person. But he was dying for Mcdonalds cheeseburger with fries. So he went down the road and got one. "This is a lot nicer than rats" he said. Malcolm and Max burst out laughing. And Oli laughed too because his life was perfect.
Oli did something weird in the summer holidays. He read a book. It was the first book Oli had ever read, and he loved it. It was called "The vampires assistant" and it had a picture of a spider on the cover. That was why Oli wanted to read it. He loved scary things. Oli learnt two things from reading his first book. The first was that reading was'nt deadly and the second was that vampires were real. And Oli was fascinated about that. He called his best friend Malcolm, as soon as he finished the book. "Malcolm. you'll never believe this!" "What up homey?" Malcom said.Although he was white and from the rich part of town Malcolm liked to talk and act like a "gangsta"." I read this book.." "No fucking way man! Don't worry come over to my crib and we'll play COD till the shock wears off". "No that's not what I wanted to tell you!"Oli said. "I found out that vampires do exist". "That's bullshit yo" 'No it's true shit" Oli insisted. "You see the book is a TRUE STORY about this kid called Darren shan". I'm comin over to show you". Oli showed Malcolm the book. Sure enough it had "based on a true story" written on the front cover."I'm sorry I doubted you man" Malcolm said. "That's some fucked up shit". By the time Oli left Malcolm's house, it was pitch black. He was feeling more than a bit scared. What if there were vampires in Forest green? It was so dark that Oli nedded to use his mobile phone for light. He was jogging through the park when several dark hooded figures appeared out of nowhere. Vampires! Oli screamed like a little bitch. The tall figures pushed him to the ground and snatched his mobile. Oh no! Oli couldn't let vampires see his phone! It had all his friends numbers, not to mention that embarassing picture of him at Malcolm;s party. He had to grab the phone back, but the vampires started punching him and then ONE OF THEM BIT HIM! Right on the neck! Then they ran off chuckling. The next moring when Oli woke up he felt different. It must be the vampire blood. It was probably coursing through his veins already. Oli tried to call Malcom tp tell him but his mum said he was'nt home. So Oli called his friend max instead. But Max was apparently out planting trees at some reserve. Oli did'nt know what to do. He couldn't tell his mum this sort of thing. It was boy stuff. It was times like this Oli wished his dad had'nt run off with that exotic dancer, 12 years ago. Oli tried to relax by playing some COD and watching his favourite show, Americas next top model. But he was starting to feel hungry. And not for his usual lunch of crisps and coke bottle sweets. He wanted blood. And he was going to get it. "I'm going to the mall!" he called to his mum and then he left the house without closing the door because he was a bad-ass vampire now. Immediately the sun began to scorch his flesh so he ran back inti the house and grabbed his coat andsunglasses and a hat. He walked to the main street where there would be lots of tasty humans. Oli spied a very fat man and just knew that he would be tasty. So Oli lunged at the man and bit into his neck. Arrrgghh!!!! the man screamed. "Get off me you little toerag!Help!I'm being attacked!" Two shop workers dragged Oli away from the far man and Oli began trying to bite them. Then the police arrived and put Oli into their car, and drove him to the police staion, downtown. They called his mum in. She was crying and saying how it was her fault, that she should've enrolled Oli in birdhouse building classes and blocke MTV. "I t;s not his fault officer, he suffers from ADHD and a very overactive imagination. He had a nasty bout of pnemonia as a baby. And he has an abnormally small p-" "That's enough miss!" "Pancreas " Oli's mum finished. By now Oli was almost fully transformed into a vampire. He did'nt care about what these wankers in blue thought. "Why did you bite that large gentleman?" asked one of the officers. "I'm a vampire.I have to eat" Oli replied. "A vampire? I see!" The officers asked Oli's mum a lot of questions then they made a few calls and let Oli go home. The nest day a big truck arrived outside Oli's home. Several men rushed into Oli's room strapped him into a straitjacket and carried him away. They took him to a mental hospital in the middle of the countyside. It was called "The loony bin" which Oli found a bit un-p.c."I'm not crazy!"Oli tried to tell the men. "I'm just a vamire! And I have ADHD". 'A vampire with ADHD? That's a new one" the man chuckled.They dragged Oli into a large padded room and locked the door. Oli looked around the room, taking it in with hisnewly formed vampire vision. There were three other people in the room, all men. One of them was eating his toenails and mumbling " Would you like some more tea Mrs peterken?Oh Mr Scrumblington youre yet to eat your pumpkin pie". The second manwas very hairy, like Oli's p.e teacher Mr booble. He was ferociosly sharpenibg a toothbrush. Oli quickly moved his gaze to the third man, who was sitting on his haunches resting his hand under his arm. He looked the mostnormal so Oli went up to him. "Um hi I'm Oli" he said. The man leapt up and let out a loud quacking sound. Weird.Very weird. Even weider still he started pecking at the ground around Oli's feet."That's Steve. He thinks he's a duck." laughed the man who was eating his toenails "What a mentalist. Do you want to come join my tea party?We have hob-knobs and orange squash" "What's your name?" Oli asked. "I;m Bob" said the man. He had either three or four teeth and he smelt like a mixture of B.O,faeces and dead animals. And that over yonder is Fred. Stay away from him, he's very rude. Tried to stab me the other day, he did". Oli became aware that Fred was staring at him. "You ever been stabbed little monkey? Would you like a nice stabbing?" "Erm no thank you sir but it was kind of you to offer. By the way I'm Oli." Bob shook Oli's hand and wiped a booger on his fringe. "I'm gonna shoe my fist up your arse Oli"Fred said in an evil voice. Steve quacked."I'm a vampire" Oli explained. "And I'm really hungry for blood" Without a word, Fred walked up to the barred door. There was a sparrow sniffing around. Fred stabbed it on his sharpend toothbrush and handed it to Oli. Oli was touched. He'd only been in the hospital half an hour and he'd already made friends. Maybe it was'nt going to be so bad.At dinnertime, they bought round bread and water, but Fred killed a rat for Oli to drink from. Oli decided that just because he was a vampire did'nt mean he had to be a killer. He would drink from animals. But he definitly needed to get out of the hospital. He did'nt belong there. But over the nextfew days Oli got to know the other guys and realised that they were'nt as crazy as he'd thought. Fred had some anger issues but he was actually quite a softy. Bob had imaginery friends but what was wrong with that? Oli had imaginery friends when he was a little kid. And even though Steve believed he was a duck, Oli felt like they had really bonded. Steve was a cool guy and he did'nt deserve to be in this place. He deserved to be in a park with a big lake. So the four of them concocted a plan to escape. One day while they were having group therapy, Fred caused a bit of a stir by head butting one of the workers.While several men held him down and tranquilised him, Bob set off the fire alarm and sprinklers. Steve and Oli made a run for it. Amid all the chaos of evacuating everybody from the room no one noticed that Oli and Steve had disappeared. Unfortunatley Fred and Bob hadn' been able to escape. Oli and Steve reached the town, they went their seperate ways. Steve headed to the park on the outskirts of town and Oli headed in the apposite direction. Before they parted ways, they each hugged each other goodbye. Oli had become strangely attached to Steve and he found himself shedding a secret tear. "I'll miss youu bro. Take care of yourself" Oli mumbled. And on that note Steve flapped his wings and and flew away. Oli was gobsmacked. He went to the local library to see if there were any books about vampires. In an ancient looking book it said that a vampire could be turned back into a human by sharing blood with two other humans. Now, that was an idea. Oli hurried over to Max's house. Luckily Max was home. And boy was he pleased to see Oli. He even put down his spliff."Oli how totally groovy to see you again" he cried and gave Oli a big hug. "But aren't you crazy?" "Nah mate" Oli told Max the whole story of his turning into a blood-sucking creature of the night. Max, loyal friend that he was said he would definitly help Oli become human again. They called Malcolm and he came round to Max's place. They all cut a small chunk of skin out of their forearms and rubbed their blood together. Then they felt so faint, they collapsed to the ground. "How you feelin bruv?" asked Malcolm. "I feel normal again " said Oli. He did. He no longer longed to drink the hot blood of a person. But he was dying for Mcdonalds cheeseburger with fries. So he went down the road and got one. "This is a lot nicer than rats" he said. Malcolm and Max burst out laughing. And Oli laughed too because his life was perfect.
Tuesday, 26 April 2011
recent happenings
I'm all better thanx to a course of antibiotics! Turns out I did'nt have a bruised tailbone I had a boil on my tailbone that got infected ( I know wat ur thinking, "Chewchi you get all the fun!") It was a terrible time the only good thing is I completely lost my appetite and got nice and skinny. Every cloud has a silver lining right?
Twas my birthday a week ago so I went out to dinner at a japanese restaurant. I was wearing the coolest outfit too. A black polka dot dress I borrowed off bubbles with blue tights, little black boots and a grey knit beanie. But then on the way back to the car I somehow managed to lose the beanie:( RIP beautiful beanie. I got mainly money for my presents($150!) a green day cd, jessie j cd and a black handbag. I went to the movies and saw Paul, which was wicked, and then went shopping. I bought a totally peakin' zebra shirt, a sparkly jumper and an odd hat with a cat's face on it( a girl can never have too many hats!)Then it was easter on sunday so I've got lots of easter eggs to eat as well as my delishus chocolate cream birthday cake :D
Today was a really fun day!! Went to an arcade in botany with Hanna and bubbles. Played a game of air hockey against bubbles and LOST. Damn I thought I was good at that game. I think she was cheating with her hand though. I earned enough coupons for sum sherbert sweets and a barrel of monkeys!!!;) Then I had the nicest luch at a place called Opporto, which I think is middle eastern food??
After that we looked around the shops at the mall and I bought a toy Max from where the wild things are( he's the kid in the little animal costume).I'm such a big kid sometimes. Where the wild things are was my fave kids book and I LOVE Max.Then he turned out to be a puppet so my sick-minded friends made a lot of jokes about that. Happy dayz..xxx
I shall end this post with a monkey:)
<------Gibbon monkey
Twas my birthday a week ago so I went out to dinner at a japanese restaurant. I was wearing the coolest outfit too. A black polka dot dress I borrowed off bubbles with blue tights, little black boots and a grey knit beanie. But then on the way back to the car I somehow managed to lose the beanie:( RIP beautiful beanie. I got mainly money for my presents($150!) a green day cd, jessie j cd and a black handbag. I went to the movies and saw Paul, which was wicked, and then went shopping. I bought a totally peakin' zebra shirt, a sparkly jumper and an odd hat with a cat's face on it( a girl can never have too many hats!)Then it was easter on sunday so I've got lots of easter eggs to eat as well as my delishus chocolate cream birthday cake :D
Today was a really fun day!! Went to an arcade in botany with Hanna and bubbles. Played a game of air hockey against bubbles and LOST. Damn I thought I was good at that game. I think she was cheating with her hand though. I earned enough coupons for sum sherbert sweets and a barrel of monkeys!!!;) Then I had the nicest luch at a place called Opporto, which I think is middle eastern food??
After that we looked around the shops at the mall and I bought a toy Max from where the wild things are( he's the kid in the little animal costume).I'm such a big kid sometimes. Where the wild things are was my fave kids book and I LOVE Max.Then he turned out to be a puppet so my sick-minded friends made a lot of jokes about that. Happy dayz..xxx
I shall end this post with a monkey:)
<------Gibbon monkey
Thursday, 14 April 2011
dynamiteee
I have bruised my tailbone (lucky me!) and it is very painful to sit on etc. It sucks ballz :( :(
I,ve bin spending lots of time watching t.v and trying to sleep these past few days .FML.
On a lighter note, check out this beast of a cat
I want it!! It could eat all three of my kittykats. I wonder how much food it eats??? Found this picture on http://www.pictureisunrelated.com/ where there is lotsa crazy shiz.
speaking of funny things-The manket
Basically its the male version of the snuggie. Upside-it keeps you warm in winter
Downside-you look like a twat
Also the bare feet kinda kill the idea I think
I,ve bin spending lots of time watching t.v and trying to sleep these past few days .FML.
On a lighter note, check out this beast of a cat
I want it!! It could eat all three of my kittykats. I wonder how much food it eats??? Found this picture on http://www.pictureisunrelated.com/ where there is lotsa crazy shiz.
speaking of funny things-The manket
Basically its the male version of the snuggie. Upside-it keeps you warm in winterDownside-you look like a twat
Also the bare feet kinda kill the idea I think
Saturday, 9 April 2011
rambling again
Sometimes I wish I could just excape. I wish I could go someplace where nobody knows me and start afresh. I've lived in this tiny lil place my whole life and I know evryones business and it gets a bit boring, the routine of it all. But at the same time this town is my home, I know it like the back of my hand (theres not much to know actually) and I know I'd be lonely in a new place my myself. Maybe I would take just one friend with me yeah that'd be good. I'd like to go to London or New york and rent a flat. But not just yet. I still need to figure out what I want to do with my life and save up the money. All I know is by the time I'm 20 I can't still be living here or I'll end up pregnant and working at Mcdonalds like half the girls I went to school with. Seriously it seems like heaps of kids from my year are preggo or already hav kids! It's crazy, I dont want babies till I'm at least 28 or 29, but I am the least maternal person I know.
Anywayz I tink it would be Exciting and Fun to go sumwhere new but also scary tbh. Like when I changed schools two years ago. i was'nt scared , it was real exciting, but I went thru a lonely stage when I didn't have anyone to hang with, so I spent all my lunchtimes in the library (eww!) forced to read or worse do homework, till I made sum good friends. I was amazed at how un friendly people can be just cuz your the "new kid".But starting new is usually fun. I never regretted leaving my old shithole of a school. I stuck my middle finger at it on my last day and promised myself I would never set foot in there again. Yeah I guess I wasn't really a "school type person". I kinda miss my last school but not the classes just the good times at lunch break hanging by the river and laughing about turbans :o
I mean come on who would'nt laugh at that!
That's an epic tuban iznit? ^^
Random thought:When somebody tells you that somebody close to them died, and you say "I'm sorry" your not apologising for the person dying, your apologising because you don't know what to say
Anywayz I tink it would be Exciting and Fun to go sumwhere new but also scary tbh. Like when I changed schools two years ago. i was'nt scared , it was real exciting, but I went thru a lonely stage when I didn't have anyone to hang with, so I spent all my lunchtimes in the library (eww!) forced to read or worse do homework, till I made sum good friends. I was amazed at how un friendly people can be just cuz your the "new kid".But starting new is usually fun. I never regretted leaving my old shithole of a school. I stuck my middle finger at it on my last day and promised myself I would never set foot in there again. Yeah I guess I wasn't really a "school type person". I kinda miss my last school but not the classes just the good times at lunch break hanging by the river and laughing about turbans :o
I mean come on who would'nt laugh at that!
That's an epic tuban iznit? ^^
Random thought:When somebody tells you that somebody close to them died, and you say "I'm sorry" your not apologising for the person dying, your apologising because you don't know what to say
Wednesday, 30 March 2011
Fantine
I was watching channel U when I saw a video by an artist I've never heard of before and it was really good! Her name is Fantine and shes Australian( g'day mate) and the song is rubber room. Love it!
link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5wgd-nOhaQ
It's always good to hear new and refreshing music! :D :D
link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5wgd-nOhaQ
It's always good to hear new and refreshing music! :D :D
Monday, 28 March 2011
random nuggets of info
Just cuz I'm really bored today and I aint got a life I'll make another post. This one is random facts about me!(whoop)
#5(yes they are not in numerical order) I cant stand feet!! I hate them with a passion. when I was a kid and my friends would come over, if any of them stood on my pillow or touched it with their feet I would have to change the pillowcase. And if I'm not wearin socks, I cant concentrate on anything because Im so creeped out by feet, so I wear socks or slippers most of the time even in summer. And it does'nt help that my sister has a weird foot "fetish" and likes to shove her feet in my face. Erlacckkggg
#50 I have a wax sculpture of my hand that I made at the mall. Its yellow and pink and I call it Hans
#12 I break out in a rash from touching a certain type of metal. eek
#24 I have a BIG crush on Prince. He is one of the most talented musicians eva IMO. And I bought his greatest hits album on Friday :)
#39I have more embarassing moments than any person deserves to have. I'm always making a dick of myself
#76 I have to go take the washing in. Right now :D
#65 I lurrve shopping and I spend all my money on clothes and accesories . wow that makes me sound shallow lol
#39 I laugh at my own jokes cuz I'm funny init :p
#8 I have lived in the same place my whole life
#18 I am aware my blog has only one follower lmao
#27 I say lmao becuz no one else says it anymore
#10 I am extremely small I'm only five feet tall and I look about five years younger than I actually am
#33 old people make me feel sad sometimes
#24 I cried after I watched "The boy in the striped pjamas" and "My sister's keeper"
#70 My guitar is called Celine and I would die if anything happened to her. We've been together six years
# 55 I love peppermint slice :)
#40 Once I walked thru wet cement just for a laugh only it was'nt funny when my foot went all hard
#5(yes they are not in numerical order) I cant stand feet!! I hate them with a passion. when I was a kid and my friends would come over, if any of them stood on my pillow or touched it with their feet I would have to change the pillowcase. And if I'm not wearin socks, I cant concentrate on anything because Im so creeped out by feet, so I wear socks or slippers most of the time even in summer. And it does'nt help that my sister has a weird foot "fetish" and likes to shove her feet in my face. Erlacckkggg
#50 I have a wax sculpture of my hand that I made at the mall. Its yellow and pink and I call it Hans
#12 I break out in a rash from touching a certain type of metal. eek
#24 I have a BIG crush on Prince. He is one of the most talented musicians eva IMO. And I bought his greatest hits album on Friday :)
#39I have more embarassing moments than any person deserves to have. I'm always making a dick of myself
#76 I have to go take the washing in. Right now :D
#65 I lurrve shopping and I spend all my money on clothes and accesories . wow that makes me sound shallow lol
#39 I laugh at my own jokes cuz I'm funny init :p
#8 I have lived in the same place my whole life
#18 I am aware my blog has only one follower lmao
#27 I say lmao becuz no one else says it anymore
#10 I am extremely small I'm only five feet tall and I look about five years younger than I actually am
#33 old people make me feel sad sometimes
#24 I cried after I watched "The boy in the striped pjamas" and "My sister's keeper"
#70 My guitar is called Celine and I would die if anything happened to her. We've been together six years
# 55 I love peppermint slice :)
#40 Once I walked thru wet cement just for a laugh only it was'nt funny when my foot went all hard
ramblings
I've been feeling down today. I have'nt felt like this in a while. Was REALLY bad a few weeks ago but the past few weeks have been good. Its stupid I dont even have any reason to feel like this. Nothing bad has happened. I just get this way sometimes. And certain situations can bring up bad thoughts. So I've done fuck all today cuz Iv been feeling all weird :S Sometimes Its like I am bipolar. I;m not! But thats the best way I can think to describe how Im all bubbly and happy sometimes and then other times I'm like a big black hole sadness. OMG this post is getting all emo and shit. I'm not here to have a little whinge about how my life sucks etc. I'm actually just tryin to clear my head. *Sighs* What is wrong with me???? Mite give myself a facial and listen to Prince to cheer myself up.
Also had a weird idea that I mite write a book and try to get it published. Im working on one called Plan N that's been in the works for a few months and started as a result of boredom in English class. And the other was an idea I had. the theme of the book is "letters" like letters in the mail., not the alphabet lol.
1 hour later... just got back from applying for a job at the local vets. I hope I get it!!!
I've always loved animals so it would be purrfect for me. Haha I think I'm so funny :p
And I got a strawberry milkshake om nom xD
Also had a weird idea that I mite write a book and try to get it published. Im working on one called Plan N that's been in the works for a few months and started as a result of boredom in English class. And the other was an idea I had. the theme of the book is "letters" like letters in the mail., not the alphabet lol.
1 hour later... just got back from applying for a job at the local vets. I hope I get it!!!
I've always loved animals so it would be purrfect for me. Haha I think I'm so funny :p
And I got a strawberry milkshake om nom xD
Tuesday, 15 March 2011
solar system fun
OK I had to put up a link to this HILARIOUS webpage (coutesy of Nick)
It reminds me of how sad I feel about what happened to Pluto. That was straight up discrimination. Just cuz he's small. Pluto if ur listening, ur still a planet to me!
Monday, 14 March 2011
vampire freaks
Wow havent posted on here for awhile. I'd like to say Ive been busy making out with my hot boyfriend but we all know that's a lie.
Well I was browsing on the internet and I found this weird-ass conversation about vampires on a site called wisdia. One comment was particularly funny so I thought Id put it up for Y'all. (AKA Melanie)
"my boyfriend is a vampire and iw ant him to bite me but he said it hurts really ba and he doesnt want to hurt me.... he has reall cool powers, like he can read minds, and he has telicanesis, and he can run really fast, ect. i love him, but he doesnt want to bite me untill we are maried, but we are only twelve and thirteen, so that is reall far away, so i kp makeing him fel bad about m nno being a vampi like him, so i think h is ganna bite me soon!! wish me luck!!"
I know that everyone has their own beliefs, but wow, what a freak! I cant believe there are ppl that actually think vampires are real :L I used to love vampires, until twilight had to go and ruin them for me. FYI vampires DONT sparkle. And what happens when Bellas on her period??Wouldnt he be driven into a blood-sick frenzy by the smell Of it??
Anyways moving on, here's a cool video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOWwPP6HFzQ
Watch it!
Personally I think clowns are waay scarier than vampires. I mean look at them! How r they spos'd to be funny?
Since this post is about vampires mite as well end it with an awsum music video from Vampire weekend :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bccKotFwzoY
xoxox
Well I was browsing on the internet and I found this weird-ass conversation about vampires on a site called wisdia. One comment was particularly funny so I thought Id put it up for Y'all. (AKA Melanie)
"my boyfriend is a vampire and iw ant him to bite me but he said it hurts really ba and he doesnt want to hurt me.... he has reall cool powers, like he can read minds, and he has telicanesis, and he can run really fast, ect. i love him, but he doesnt want to bite me untill we are maried, but we are only twelve and thirteen, so that is reall far away, so i kp makeing him fel bad about m nno being a vampi like him, so i think h is ganna bite me soon!! wish me luck!!"
I know that everyone has their own beliefs, but wow, what a freak! I cant believe there are ppl that actually think vampires are real :L I used to love vampires, until twilight had to go and ruin them for me. FYI vampires DONT sparkle. And what happens when Bellas on her period??Wouldnt he be driven into a blood-sick frenzy by the smell Of it??
Anyways moving on, here's a cool video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOWwPP6HFzQ
Watch it!
Personally I think clowns are waay scarier than vampires. I mean look at them! How r they spos'd to be funny?
Since this post is about vampires mite as well end it with an awsum music video from Vampire weekend :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bccKotFwzoY
xoxox
Tuesday, 8 March 2011
11 weird(and true) facts about me
Why 11? because its weirder than ten! and also my lucky numbah :)
1.I am allergic to peanuts and citrus fruit
2.I'm afraid of feet, even my own
3.In summer, I raise tadpoles
4. Up until a few years ago I wanted to be a jockey when I left school
5. When I was six I almost died from kidney failure
6.I have never actually been able to do cartwheels
7.my great-grandfather was a rabbi
8.I got my wisdom teeth before I got my period
9.My first "crush" was on Kovu from the lion king 2
10.I drink way too much coke
11.my fave bra has owls on it
Sexy beast http://img238.imageshack.us/i/kovu2editedng1.jpg/
1.I am allergic to peanuts and citrus fruit
2.I'm afraid of feet, even my own
3.In summer, I raise tadpoles
4. Up until a few years ago I wanted to be a jockey when I left school
5. When I was six I almost died from kidney failure
6.I have never actually been able to do cartwheels
7.my great-grandfather was a rabbi
8.I got my wisdom teeth before I got my period
9.My first "crush" was on Kovu from the lion king 2
10.I drink way too much coke
11.my fave bra has owls on it
Sexy beast http://img238.imageshack.us/i/kovu2editedng1.jpg/
Monday, 7 March 2011
Badgers
Wow I see have a total of zero followers lmao.
So Im talking to myself here :) :)
Well gutted cuz I just remembered I had coin from 1703 or some time around that but I went and lost the coin!!!! I wonder if I hav anyhing I could sell for money??? I need to make money badly. Ill do anything apart from prostitution lol not that desperate!
I needs to find a job.
Since I left school recently Ive been trying to find a job but no luck :(
It doesnt help that I live in a small town and a billion other ppl r lookin for jobs cuz of the recession and everything. Stupid reccession.
I wish it wuz xmas cuz I could totes get a job as one of santas elves in a mall somewhere lol.
Ah shit my mouse has frozen. My computer has more issues than Hello magazine.
Its weird but sometimes I look at ppl and think they would taste like a certain food. For example:
Rihanna-tomatoes
Mariah carey-honey
Justin bieber-chicken nuggets
Lady gaga-vanilla
Katie price-silicon lol
(btw I would never eat a celebrtiy. cannabalism sux!)
I love Adele she has such a amazing singing voice. Its like she has lungs of steel. I bet shes gonna be really famous soon-hopefully..just found out that Adele smokes. What the math?!
How can she smoke and still have a voice like that???? My belief system has been shattered. Then again I spose it does make ur voice nice and husky .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw
Random memory:
At school last year my friend Kendall turned up one day with her arm in a bandage right up to her elbow! because she had a few scratches on her arm, that she got from being attacked by her BUNNY RABBIT!
yes rabbits can be vicious.
My last guinea pig Buffy was vicious. I couldnt pick her up without being brutally attacked.
Hmm maybe thers a reason why she was our last guinea pig...
And heres where the badgers come along
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPvRVK9YbZM
*sniffs* Its just so beautiful
So Im talking to myself here :) :)
Well gutted cuz I just remembered I had coin from 1703 or some time around that but I went and lost the coin!!!! I wonder if I hav anyhing I could sell for money??? I need to make money badly. Ill do anything apart from prostitution lol not that desperate!
I needs to find a job.
Since I left school recently Ive been trying to find a job but no luck :(
It doesnt help that I live in a small town and a billion other ppl r lookin for jobs cuz of the recession and everything. Stupid reccession.
I wish it wuz xmas cuz I could totes get a job as one of santas elves in a mall somewhere lol.
Ah shit my mouse has frozen. My computer has more issues than Hello magazine.
Its weird but sometimes I look at ppl and think they would taste like a certain food. For example:
Rihanna-tomatoes
Mariah carey-honey
Justin bieber-chicken nuggets
Lady gaga-vanilla
Katie price-silicon lol
(btw I would never eat a celebrtiy. cannabalism sux!)
I love Adele she has such a amazing singing voice. Its like she has lungs of steel. I bet shes gonna be really famous soon-hopefully..just found out that Adele smokes. What the math?!
How can she smoke and still have a voice like that???? My belief system has been shattered. Then again I spose it does make ur voice nice and husky .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw
Random memory:
At school last year my friend Kendall turned up one day with her arm in a bandage right up to her elbow! because she had a few scratches on her arm, that she got from being attacked by her BUNNY RABBIT!
yes rabbits can be vicious.
My last guinea pig Buffy was vicious. I couldnt pick her up without being brutally attacked.
Hmm maybe thers a reason why she was our last guinea pig...
And heres where the badgers come along
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPvRVK9YbZM
*sniffs* Its just so beautiful
Saturday, 5 March 2011
Dreams
Dreams are meant to mean sumthin apparently. I think mine are trying to tell Im a seriously fucked up person.
Last nite 4 example, I dreamt I was an arab and I lived in the desert with my best friend and her father. They were egyptian and her dad had a turban even tho Im pretty sure Egyptians dont wear turbans?? And their neighbour kept glaring at me cuz I wuz wearin shorts and a t-shirt (Hello! we were in the desert).
But wat in the name of ballz is that supposed to mean???
Checked a dream dictionary. Strangely there wuz nothing about arabs but ther was something about turrbanz
Last nite 4 example, I dreamt I was an arab and I lived in the desert with my best friend and her father. They were egyptian and her dad had a turban even tho Im pretty sure Egyptians dont wear turbans?? And their neighbour kept glaring at me cuz I wuz wearin shorts and a t-shirt (Hello! we were in the desert).
But wat in the name of ballz is that supposed to mean???
Checked a dream dictionary. Strangely there wuz nothing about arabs but ther was something about turrbanz
To see or dream that you are wearing a turban, suggests that you are feeling confined by what society considers normal.
That is so true! At the mall today I grabbed lots of napkins from a cafe without buying any food and the man gave me a weird look! Society doesnt approve of teenagers using napkins for some reason.
Found sumthin on deserts too:
To dream that you are walking through a desert, signifies loss and misfortune. You may be suffering from an attack on your reputation. Deserts are also symbolic of barrenness, loneliness and feelings of isolation and hopelessness. The desert landscape may also be a metaphor for feeling deserted and left behind. :( :(
Well aint that lovely!isolation and hopelessness yippeee!
I went shopping this afternoon and bought many a top!
Including one with a fox on it that said "What the fox!" Reminded me of my childhood and being in lurrve with foxes (in a completely normal way of course!!)
I also got:
A katy perry shirt from factorie
Purple tank from supre
Black eagle top from supre also
And a rather lush purple t shirt from jayjays
Wow I hav a bit of a shirt problem !!!:O
Also spent all of my savings so now Im skint :(
But it was worth it!!!:D
Just remembered that old disney movie The fox and the hound where I think the hound ends up killing the fox or sum'n. That movie was EPIC.
blah blah
God I suck with technology! I just made this blog and then I thort I lost it. N00b lol.
Just realised the name of my blog sounds a bit kinky.tehe
Mite as well get started with some toonage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNhPYj-5rIY
Enjoy ;)
ooh that wuz a cheeky little wink...awkward
I hav an itch in my neck
hmmmm
Just realised the name of my blog sounds a bit kinky.tehe
Mite as well get started with some toonage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNhPYj-5rIY
Enjoy ;)
ooh that wuz a cheeky little wink...awkward
I hav an itch in my neck
hmmmm
first post whoop
Wow just made this bad boy. This blog was started out of boredom and also as a place for me to pour out all the random thoughts that float around my head making me go CRAZY :S Its not really for anyone elses enjoyment but feel free to read it if you want to :)
Im not really a stereotypical blogger cuz:
a) I am not overweight nor do I have acne or glasses (no offense to mel if u read this)
and b)Im not sum sort of "computer nerd" I actually suck with computers. Im convinced they hate me. Seriously whenever I try to do anything on the net sumthing will go wrong!! Then I get really angry and lets not go down that path..
Wow this is so cool its like talking to myself but more "socially acceptable"
Talking to yourself should be done BEHIND CLOSED DOORS ONLY particularly if ur saying things like "Kill that one, yes, Im gonna kill u little nugget and drink ur manly juices" which is WAY more threatening than just" Where did I leave my phone.. was it over here... oh Im so stupid" etc.
So yeah, Im chewchi, lover of monkeys, hats and did I mention HATS???
XO
Im not really a stereotypical blogger cuz:
a) I am not overweight nor do I have acne or glasses (no offense to mel if u read this)
and b)Im not sum sort of "computer nerd" I actually suck with computers. Im convinced they hate me. Seriously whenever I try to do anything on the net sumthing will go wrong!! Then I get really angry and lets not go down that path..
Wow this is so cool its like talking to myself but more "socially acceptable"
Talking to yourself should be done BEHIND CLOSED DOORS ONLY particularly if ur saying things like "Kill that one, yes, Im gonna kill u little nugget and drink ur manly juices" which is WAY more threatening than just" Where did I leave my phone.. was it over here... oh Im so stupid" etc.
So yeah, Im chewchi, lover of monkeys, hats and did I mention HATS???
XO
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